![Dumbledore Answers to No One](../../wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dumbledore-90x90.png)
Because he’s Dumbledore, that’s why.
Spoof trailer for the next Harry Potter film — “Harry Potter & The Outcasts of Hogwarts: Hermione’s Stalker” (possibly mildly NSFW language) Now that Hermione’s got boobs, she’s get herself a stalker and he’s one creepy git.