And jump start the end of your life in the process with this hand little adapter that saves you from trying to dig a fork into the socket when you’re feeling blue…
Australia seems to think it has a massive vehicular-suicide problem. I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure most people don’t plan this sort of thing. Will you take the pledge not to die on Friday?
The truth about deer crashes..they aren’t clumsy, they’re depressed!
People in danger of committing suicide should never be alone. Always be there for them.
Hey, 30622 people can’t be wrong, right? You know you want to!
It’s true that every cloud has a silver lining. Via.
The Suicide Jäger Bomber will sacrifice his liver (and yours) for the cause. He’ll get his holy reward too by suffering from drinkers droop and being unable to get it up for his 72 virgins in heaven. Via.
They’ll be sad to see you go, but impressed by your uncommon exit.
Damn. Hallmark didn’t mess around in the 50′s!
Some people just can’t let it be, can they? Via.